rediculous hype

All this hype over Brad and Angelina's kid is rediculous, everyone thinks it's going to turn out to be some super beautiful kid when it grows up, I think the opposite. I bet it gets all the recessive genes and turns out looking like the white Micheal Jackson with big Angelina lips or something. It's just a damn baby. It's not the coming of the next messiah or whatever. This one website even created a countdown clock, counting the minutes until the kid turns 18….

lol

Stupidest thing I've heard in a while while sitting in a Japanese restaurant:

"I get straight A's with sprinkles of B's"

The kid that said it looked like he was 17 years old and was wearing this aweful suit that looked like he was planning to pilot a plane after dinner. He annoyed me greatly during dinner because he talked too much and had a annoying lisp.

At another table i heard:

Woman: "Lets get some tea."
Man: "It's free?!?!"
Woman: "Uh huh."
Man: "Good, because i feel like being stingy."

This guy sat the whole time, yapping away, while staring at himself in the nearby mirror, and the woman barely uttered a word the whole time. If I was that woman, and had to listen to all his crap, I'd grab the nearest water glass, smash it, and kill myself with a shard. lol.

jeebus

Here I am looking at the mess that is called the New York City Subway. They even had to put out a guide just so people can figure out all this crazy gobbledygook.

Jeez, if I wasn't a native new yorker and I was a visiting tourist, I'd never ever come back to this city if this is what I would have to face just to get around on the weekend. It's a big mess. Not only is it going to injure tourism, but also all the businesses that normally stay open on the weekends. I will have to actually take a damn bus to get to my campus tomorrow. Which will take forever. I'm sure the police will understand if i go temporarily insane while sitting on a bus for who knows how long. Even worse is that I have to be there by 9:15am, which means that I will be getting my ass out of bed at some unholy hour. They should reduce the fare or something just to show they care about our inconvenience. But of course not, I wouldnt be too surprised if they needed to raise the fare another 50 cents after all this is done. All this for some new station and some fixing up. I don't care. Things were fine without some fancy new station.

ugh

There is this old woman that hangs around the eating places near my school that drives me crazy. Almost everyday when I'm at Wendy's (yes yes, I know its bad for you, but considering the alternatives, bring on the wendy's) she comes in and I've never seen her actually order something from there. She seems to just bring in random food items and eat them. Then she likes to talk to any victim nearby and interrupt your meals with:

• "Hey baby, do you know what time it is?" (she repeats this question about every 3 minutes)
• "Hey baby, can I have a quarter?" (I suppose to buy more of those random food items I talked about earlier)
• "Hey baby, it's so nice outside, go out and enjoy the day" (it can be 80 degrees outside and she still wears a coat)
• "Hey baby, do you know what the temperature is?" (once you give her the answer, she says the line mentioned above)
• "Hey baby, what will be the temperature tomorrow?" (do I look like a damn weatherman to you?)

Once last year, she came in and sat next to my friend and I while we were eating, asking all the questions you see above, while having this colossal booger plugging one of her nostrils, pulsating with every breath. Looked like the beginning of the next Blob movie. That image is forever burned into my mind, it still turns my stomach thinking about it. I've labeled her as "The booger lady" for identification purposes to my friends.

Continuing my rant, whats the deal with guys who will walk past a woman, stop dead in their tracks, practically break their necks, all in order to watch this woman's ass, which is 85% of the time filled with mass amounts of cellulite, and continue to stare at it while practically drooling until the ass is out of view?
Why stare at it at all? A glance I suppose is okay, but to make a scene out of it is just ridiculous. Sometimes a request for a phone number is yelled out, or a "Hey baby, come back here so I can talk to you" is muttered. Yes I know that quote isn't ghetto enough, I'm white, deal with it. Does that stuff actually work on a woman? I wouldn't want to tell my future kids "I met your mom on the street, she had a big ass, so i asked her for her phone number." How endearing.