P.E.T.A.

Saw an interesting bumper sticker yesterday while on the road. At first I saw the PETA sticker, but when I read the fine line under it, it said "People Eating Tasty Animals". Thought that was pretty funny. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the ethical treatment of animals, but I'm all for eating them too.

edit: Wow, a friend of mine showed me this site http://www.petakillsanimals.com/

Disturbing stuff.

being sick sucks

Wednesday very early morning

0400 hours:
I get up, feel really weird, then nausea sets in. I puke. I feel kind of better. So I rinse my mouth out with mouthwash, then brush my teeth, and go back to bed.

0415 hours:
Something doesn't feel right. I get back up, and this time (sorry to be gross) liquid decides to come out my other end. Yuck. This doesn't stop until maybe 12 hours later.

0430 hours:
I continue to puke more regularly at this time. Decide that the bathroom floor is more convenient than walking back and forth from my room to bathroom hoping to make it each time.

0530 hours:
I am becoming very week from dehydration and exhaustion from the puking. Can barely stand up for more than a minute at a time. Can barely keep water in my system.

0700 hours:
I call my friend, and tell her that I have to cancel the botanical gardens visit and that she should still go with her friends.

0715 hours:
I obtain some mint tea. Hoping it would sooth my stomach and be able to keep it down. I was wrong. At least it was still minty when it was puked up.

1800 hours:
It's already dinner time and i haven't eaten anything. I managed to eat one small piece of bread.

Thursday

0700 hours:
I wake up, feel sort of better. Stomach hurts from all the puking, and I have a killer headache. I manage to get a piece of toast down so i can take some medication for the headache.

1900 hours:
It's dinner time, and I am able to eat one more slice of bread before bed.

Friday

1030 hours:
Finally I feel better! Not 100% better, but better. I eat a turkey omelet for breakfast.

1400 hours:
I eat some chicken tenders!

1630 hours:
Chinese food, a pork bun, and 6 fried beef dumplings. I'm full. The ordeal is over.

lol

Stupidest thing I've heard in a while while sitting in a Japanese restaurant:

"I get straight A's with sprinkles of B's"

The kid that said it looked like he was 17 years old and was wearing this aweful suit that looked like he was planning to pilot a plane after dinner. He annoyed me greatly during dinner because he talked too much and had a annoying lisp.

At another table i heard:

Woman: "Lets get some tea."
Man: "It's free?!?!"
Woman: "Uh huh."
Man: "Good, because i feel like being stingy."

This guy sat the whole time, yapping away, while staring at himself in the nearby mirror, and the woman barely uttered a word the whole time. If I was that woman, and had to listen to all his crap, I'd grab the nearest water glass, smash it, and kill myself with a shard. lol.

ugh

There is this old woman that hangs around the eating places near my school that drives me crazy. Almost everyday when I'm at Wendy's (yes yes, I know its bad for you, but considering the alternatives, bring on the wendy's) she comes in and I've never seen her actually order something from there. She seems to just bring in random food items and eat them. Then she likes to talk to any victim nearby and interrupt your meals with:

• "Hey baby, do you know what time it is?" (she repeats this question about every 3 minutes)
• "Hey baby, can I have a quarter?" (I suppose to buy more of those random food items I talked about earlier)
• "Hey baby, it's so nice outside, go out and enjoy the day" (it can be 80 degrees outside and she still wears a coat)
• "Hey baby, do you know what the temperature is?" (once you give her the answer, she says the line mentioned above)
• "Hey baby, what will be the temperature tomorrow?" (do I look like a damn weatherman to you?)

Once last year, she came in and sat next to my friend and I while we were eating, asking all the questions you see above, while having this colossal booger plugging one of her nostrils, pulsating with every breath. Looked like the beginning of the next Blob movie. That image is forever burned into my mind, it still turns my stomach thinking about it. I've labeled her as "The booger lady" for identification purposes to my friends.

Continuing my rant, whats the deal with guys who will walk past a woman, stop dead in their tracks, practically break their necks, all in order to watch this woman's ass, which is 85% of the time filled with mass amounts of cellulite, and continue to stare at it while practically drooling until the ass is out of view?
Why stare at it at all? A glance I suppose is okay, but to make a scene out of it is just ridiculous. Sometimes a request for a phone number is yelled out, or a "Hey baby, come back here so I can talk to you" is muttered. Yes I know that quote isn't ghetto enough, I'm white, deal with it. Does that stuff actually work on a woman? I wouldn't want to tell my future kids "I met your mom on the street, she had a big ass, so i asked her for her phone number." How endearing.

wow

Somehow the entire building at my college stunk like tuna fish some time around 11:30. Everyone starts sniffing and looking at each other at who the culprit could be, the one strange person eating a tuna fish sandwich during class. No offender could be found, until it was realized that it was coming from the hallways. How do you manage to make an entire building smell like fish.

Nothing annoys me more than an overly loud phone that vibrates like a jackhammer. This woman’s phone vibrated so hard, distracting not only everyone in class, but the professor as well. I could feel the vibrations through my leg 6 feet away through a concrete floor. Did she reach down to shut off the phone? Nope. Of course not, that would be too sensible. Instead she allowed it to ring repeatedly, and at one point, a fellow student turned around and looked at the woman, to which she replied “It’ll stop eventually.”

Nice.