interesting…

Funniest thing I heard this week:

“forensic vagina inspector”

Don’t ask. lol.

lol

Stupidest thing I've heard in a while while sitting in a Japanese restaurant:

"I get straight A's with sprinkles of B's"

The kid that said it looked like he was 17 years old and was wearing this aweful suit that looked like he was planning to pilot a plane after dinner. He annoyed me greatly during dinner because he talked too much and had a annoying lisp.

At another table i heard:

Woman: "Lets get some tea."
Man: "It's free?!?!"
Woman: "Uh huh."
Man: "Good, because i feel like being stingy."

This guy sat the whole time, yapping away, while staring at himself in the nearby mirror, and the woman barely uttered a word the whole time. If I was that woman, and had to listen to all his crap, I'd grab the nearest water glass, smash it, and kill myself with a shard. lol.

i love quotes

Friend: “my friend goes “god i’m so anal” to which i responded “psh, i love anal.” I don’t think before I speak.”

Thanks anonymous friend for the laugh.